Because I answered YES!...
I have a terrible headache
I only ate chicken broth yesterday
I only drank Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and Gatorade
Because I answered YES!...
I am so thirsty now
I can not have anything to drink or eat
I constantly keep brushing my teeth just so I can feel water in my mouth
Because I answered YES!...
My second home has become the Porcelain Throne
I will be placed in a state of semi-consiousness about 10:30 today
I will remain groggy (and most likely STILL hungry) for several hours today
Because I answered YES...the Question??
"Has anyone in your immediate family had cancer?"
For the First time, I answered "YES!"
and for the First time I will respond with "Colonoscopy"